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  Greetings and would like some advice about a potentially fun idea

  by towerwatcher in

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  hello fellow apostates!

  my first post and a long time lurker here.

  i would like to thank all of you for the existence of this board as this has been instrumental for me in leaving the place i once knew as "the truth".

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  breakfast of champions

  These look really well done. Especially like the "Youth" book.

  You should name your tee-shirt company "Cult-Tee."
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  A Taxonomy of WT Presidents/GB

  by breakfast of champions in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  [this is what happens when the semester ends.

  idle hands.

  so i was thinking of how you would categorize the presidents of the wt, and i came up with this:.

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  breakfast of champions

  SBF - You're right! Completely forgot about Henschel.

  Henschel == FORGETTABLY FORGETTABLE (or something like that)

  As for Adams and Larson, I did not forget them. Just didn't include them because of the non-anointed thing.

  LOVE UNI - Sorry to dash your hopes! Personally, I think all of these guys should get stuffed.
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  The Great Crowd!

  by A Believer in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  notice the 144000 can be counted and they all come from israel.. 9 after this i saw, and look!

  a great crowd, which no man was able to number, out of all nations and tribes and peoples and tongues,*+ standing before the throne and before the lamb, dressed in white robes;+ and there were palm branches in their hands.+ .

  this great crowd, no man was able to number, and they come from every nation!

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  breakfast of champions

  Is that a booger hanging out of your NAOS?
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  A Taxonomy of WT Presidents/GB

  by breakfast of champions in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  [this is what happens when the semester ends.

  idle hands.

  so i was thinking of how you would categorize the presidents of the wt, and i came up with this:.

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  breakfast of champions

  Good point SMIDDY.

  So I might add in:
  

  Conley == FORGETTABLE

  and revise Sanderson:

  Sanderson == CRAZY/FORGETTABLE
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  A Taxonomy of WT Presidents/GB

  by breakfast of champions in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  [this is what happens when the semester ends.

  idle hands.

  so i was thinking of how you would categorize the presidents of the wt, and i came up with this:.

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  breakfast of champions

  [This is what happens when the semester ends. . . idle hands. . . . . ]

  So I was thinking of how you would categorize the Presidents of the WT, and I came up with this:

  • Russell == CRAZY
  • Rutherford == EVIL
  • Knorr == A DICK
  • Franz == CRAZY

  
  

  Then I thought, How do the current GB stack up? and came up with this:

  • Herd == CRAZY/DICK
  • Jackson == DICK
  • Morris == CRAZY/DICK/EVIL
  • Lett == CRAZY
  • Splane == DICK
  • Lösch == DICK/EVIL
  • Sanderson == CRAZY

  
  

  Your thoughts. .. . .
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  The Great Crowd!

  by A Believer in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  notice the 144000 can be counted and they all come from israel.. 9 after this i saw, and look!

  a great crowd, which no man was able to number, out of all nations and tribes and peoples and tongues,*+ standing before the throne and before the lamb, dressed in white robes;+ and there were palm branches in their hands.+ .

  this great crowd, no man was able to number, and they come from every nation!

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  breakfast of champions

  What we have here could very well be an OVERLAPPING GREAT CROWD!
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  How Long Before This Video Disappears?

  by breakfast of champions in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  https://www.jw.org/en/news/releases/by-region/united-states/video-jehovahs-witnesses-sale-brooklyn-move/.

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jklprjx5j-i.

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  breakfast of champions

  Oh gosh! Thanks for the follow-up on this WIFI!
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  The Great Crowd!

  by A Believer in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  notice the 144000 can be counted and they all come from israel.. 9 after this i saw, and look!

  a great crowd, which no man was able to number, out of all nations and tribes and peoples and tongues,*+ standing before the throne and before the lamb, dressed in white robes;+ and there were palm branches in their hands.+ .

  this great crowd, no man was able to number, and they come from every nation!

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  breakfast of champions

  Oh gosh. . . . .

  Imagine Noah building the ark.

  Yes, you will need to imagine this, because there is not a shred of evidence that it ever happened.

  While you're at it, imagine talking snakes and donkeys too.
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  Message from Trey Bundy, investigative reporter for the Center for Investigative Reporting (CIR)

  by AndersonsInfo in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  today we're launching disfellowshipped, a three-episode story about the jehovah's witnesses' practice of shunning, told in virtual reality.. we designed disfellowshipped to be an immersive experience, best viewed with a vr headset.

  (you can find several affordable models on amazon.

  ) but you can also watch it on most newer smartphones and desktops in 360-degree flat video, without a headset.

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  breakfast of champions

  This looks incredible. Really interesting medium, too.
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  "Just around the corner." The dumbest song that I have ever heard..

  by DATA-DOG in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i'm at my quasi-thanksgiving dinner with relatives.

  i hear a haunting sound from another room.

  "is that a children's song?

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  breakfast of champions

  Holy fucking shit.

  I had my doubts, but this is real folks:

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WReD_CQ3t3E